D3 body, D1 cock
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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