I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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