i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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