i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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