Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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