were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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