Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
