she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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