Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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