And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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