we have officially lost it.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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