If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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