Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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