Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
