did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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