Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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