I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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