okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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