Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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