I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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