I showed him my bush... on skype.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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