Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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