well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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