Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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