How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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