My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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