They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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