My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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