Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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