Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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