they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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