I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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