Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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