My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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