you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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