You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
