You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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