he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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