You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
