What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Im part way to drunk.
Randomize
