and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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