I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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