my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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