They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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