So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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