i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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