I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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