So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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