Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
