sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i came on her dog
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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