Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She bit a glass in half.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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