I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
