I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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